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04/20/2020

Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)

The monsters are coming! We have battened down our hatches, shored up our walls and windows! Settled down for the long haul, and cozied up to our fire with all of your rules questions. Grabbing all the rules answers we can to enhance our weaponry against the incoming onslaught of battle raged monsters! So join us for this week's monstrous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/20/2020)
Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)
By Charlotte Sable
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12/09/2019

Lucky Number Thirteen

Luck is with us this week as we pull out all the stops! Answering all those rules questions for which you have so desired the answer! So join us once again for this week's fortunate edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (1 Comment)
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(12/09/2019)
Lucky Number Thirteen
By Carsten Haese
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11/11/2019

A Song of Ice and Ire

Winter is coming. The elks are running around in full force, food is being harvested, and the questions are being answered! So read on in this week’s frosty edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/11/2019)
A Song of Ice and Ire
By Carsten Haese
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03/25/2019

Spring into Action

Spring time is here once again and boy do we have the answer to all of those winder blues you are trying to shake off! So join us in all the exciting glory and detail that is this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion! Now if only I can find out what Moko is doing with all those springs.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/25/2019)
Spring into Action
By Carsten Haese
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11/27/2017

4, 3, 2, 1!

Pull up and grab a slice! This week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion has just hit your browser window! Once again featuring all the rules question and answers you have been asking for! So let's get on with the show!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(11/27/2017)
4, 3, 2, 1!
By Callum Milne
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10/30/2017

Moko Digs In

It is All Hallows' Even here in the US and while we are not quite certain where Moko has gone, as this is his favorite time of the year. I mean what other time of year does a zombified monkey fit in? Though our candy stash has gone missing.... anyway join us for this week's frightening edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(10/30/2017)
Moko Digs In
By Callum Milne
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(07/03/2017)
A Break from the Sand
By Nathan Long
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06/26/2017

Back to Normality

or, What Is Normal Anyway?

Done with our jaunt into the world of Archenemy and the twisting turns of the mind of Nicol Bolas we once again bring you back to Amonkhet for some more rules questions and answers of your design! So join us once again for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
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(06/26/2017)
Back to Normality
or, What Is Normal Anyway?
By Carsten Haese
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05/29/2017

Hour of Departure

Join us as we herald the end of yet another Cranial Insertion era. James writes his farewell article chock full of all the rules question and answer goodness you have come to know and love from us. We wish James the best on his future journeys wherever they may take him, and thank him for yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!!!

By James Bennett (1 Comment)
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(05/29/2017)
Hour of Departure
By James Bennett
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10/24/2016

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Kaladesh

Time to solve the puzzles of life, the universe, and everything! Oh, wait they did that already and the answer was 42?! Oh, well I suppose we will go back to solving all of those rules riddles and puzzles that you have continuously sent in to our offices! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (5 Comments)
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(10/24/2016)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Kaladesh
By Carsten Haese
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08/22/2016

Back in Black

Nathan takes back up the mantle of blacks, to answer all of those pressing rules questions he came across in Portland and then some! So join us in this week's resurging edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (1 Comment)
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(08/22/2016)
Back in Black
By Nathan Long
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02/22/2016

Null and Devoid

The Eldrazi menace is taking over every where! All of your mana base are now belong to us! With colorless spells abound we answer more of your exciting rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(02/22/2016)
Null and Devoid
By James Bennett
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11/02/2015

Fright Club

or, Belated Happy Halloween!

All Hallows Eve has just passed, no we are not referring to the Magic card, in the United States and we hope you had a frightful evening! We have some spooktacular rules questions, which you have scared up for us via e-mail, Twitter, and all of the other submission methods! So join us in this week's haunting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(11/02/2015)
Fright Club
or, Belated Happy Halloween!
By Carsten Haese
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05/11/2015

Call me, May bee?

It is may and it might just be an exciting time in Magic the Gathering with Dragons possibly out and in full force and Modern Masters on the horizon. Well lets just see what could be in our mail bag from our readers and answer some of those exciting rules questions! So join us for this weeks potentially excessively exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (8 Comments)
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(05/11/2015)
Call me, May bee?
By James Bennett
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04/13/2015

Springtime for Tarkir

or, Sturm und Dragon

Spring is in the air and we are bouncing forward with some more of your rules question from Dragons of Tarkir! So with the tempest still raging and the dragons circling above our heads, lets dive deep into those answers! Read on with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(04/13/2015)
Springtime for Tarkir
or, Sturm und Dragon
By James Bennett
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